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August 25, 2007
Touched for the very first time
It seems the Dutch are taking a leaf out of my book(s)......
An agency has set up a 'deflowering service' and it has indeed proved very popular.
God, I wish someone had taken ME in hand to prise my virginity from my innocent Catholic body.
Instead, I had to make do with a freezing cold back seat of some rust bucket, which passed as a car.
From foreplay to orgasm (HIS, that is) took a mere 7 and a half minutes.
I DID get a brand new watch as a reward when I saw him the next week... we actually managed 10 minutes of 'passion'
It is such a sweet thing to do (deflowering a Virgin that is) and I have always felt envious that there was not a male equivalent to the service which LETITCIA provides for those wanting the ultimate start in life.
Too late now of course........
Posted by Letitcia at 06:50 PM | Comments (0)
August 07, 2007
Let the train take the stain
Anybody who has to use the Rail service (oxymoron) in the summer deserves a pigging MEDAL......
I let the train take the strain the other day and wondered how the stoic daily commuters put up with the terrible conditions.
The phrases: 'cattle truck and 'sardines' spring to mind.
Having one's personal space invaded on a train is not my idea of intimacy.
But the WORST offenders are those with BODY ODOUR.
One such miscreant smelt SO BAD, that i could feel my nostrils twitching to the approaching noxious fumes from 2 CARRIAGES away!!!!
He stopped about 3 feet away to lean against one of the seats and check his mobile for messages.
Who on earth would want to contact this malodourous buffoon i do not know.
OI, ALL OF YOU RAILTRAVELLERS...GET A WASH!!!
Posted by Letitcia at 10:49 AM | Comments (0)