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August 25, 2007
Touched for the very first time
It seems the Dutch are taking a leaf out of my book(s)......
An agency has set up a 'deflowering service' and it has indeed proved very popular.
God, I wish someone had taken ME in hand to prise my virginity from my innocent Catholic body.
Instead, I had to make do with a freezing cold back seat of some rust bucket, which passed as a car.
From foreplay to orgasm (HIS, that is) took a mere 7 and a half minutes.
I DID get a brand new watch as a reward when I saw him the next week... we actually managed 10 minutes of 'passion'
It is such a sweet thing to do (deflowering a Virgin that is) and I have always felt envious that there was not a male equivalent to the service which LETITCIA provides for those wanting the ultimate start in life.
Too late now of course........
Posted by Letitcia at August 25, 2007 06:50 PM